The Eyeless Smiley, or All-Consuming Propertarian Mouth
I n our continuing investigation into the Occult Power of Money, we now look carefully at Bank of England Banknotes.
The Five Pound Note currently circulating bears an idealised portrait of the crowned head of Queen Elizabeth II. To the left of her huge great big head is an image of Britannia dressed as Solar Priestess, leaning on a shield with a red cross on it and holding a branch of foliage in her right hand. At her neck is a brooch bearing the Eyeless Smiley symbol; at her right foot is a beehive.
THE FIVE POUND NOTE The Beenan Orden (Order of Bees) is another name for the Illuminati, an organisation much loved by American conspiracy theorists, as for example in the following text:
"If the cryptocracy manages to obtain consent from the public to use the computer-satellite surveillance network on the public itself (in the name of "reducing automobile traffic jams, controlling illegal aliens, fighting crime, destroying terrorists", etc) then our society will indeed become an insect world, an "order of bees". Note too that the cryptocracy has deliberately allowed the destruction of America's mass transit railroad system."
There is engraved on the reverse of the fiver: George Stephenson 1781-1848 with Stephenson's Rocket Locomotive 1829, phallic metallic pistons bearing down on a fiery track. Skene Bridge on the Darlington Railway 1823. It is marked © The Governor and Company of the Bank of England 1990.
I believe this was the first time the © or Eyeless Smiley symbol appeared upon an English banknote.
Figure One: The Three Folds
Older readers , who have spent a lot of time in public houses, may remember that on earlier banknotes two horizontal creases and one vertical crease of the banknote revealed an image known as "the Queen's Arse". On the 1990 banknote the engraver's coarse jocular image has been improved - it now features a "Queenly Quim", with pubic hair shaved so as not to offend the Emperor of Japan. A be-gartered left leg can also be seen and a tiny Princely Penis and Testicle, poised ready for intromission. Instructions for the folding of the banknote may be found in our example above. Underneath the Royal chin, the Image is Revealed.
THE TEN POUND NOTE Ten is the number of increase so the Queenly Quim is revealed "in creases" when the banknote is folded.
When you straighten the note out again you will note that a sour, ghostly, witchlike face appears when the banknote is held to the light. The High Priestess Britannia now wears a bored expression, the shield has changed shape, the cross is now black on a green striped surround, the branch has been laid down and she has taken up the spear of Destiny. Three Bees have emerged from the Illuminist's Beehive. The Priestess also carries a French Curve, a technical drawing tool used by designers for drawing curved lines, this may be an update on the old Masonic symbol of mathematical dividers. There is the image of a cricket match on the reverse (observed by what appear to be circus performers. The game of cricket is patronised by Prime Minister, John "Major" (-Ball) who may be one of the first PMs to openly declare that he is not a Freemason. The Ball in the game has knocked the top hat off one of the players, which may be something to do with Major's rhetoric about establishing a 'classless society' and a 'level playing field'. The scene is captioned
THE CRICKET MATCH DINGLY DELL AGAINST ALL MUGGLETON FROM THE PICKWICK PAPERS. Many pen nibs and five copies of the book David Copperfield fly magically into the sun. Upon the batman's ample posterior there is the image of a goat's head. When the banknote is held to the light - as a salute to the sun - the Queen's Mouth and the Fat Arse of the Batsman become as One. "Old Muggleton" thus become the "old mugshot" of the Queen and "Dingly Dell", the Crevice Between the Batsman's Buttocks. The Priestess Britannia's breasts are now bared and held by two mysterious hands, there is a tattoo of a cat's head upon her rib cage.
To the right of the Queen's head there is an image of Fountain-pen nibs, in rows like skittles in a bowling alley. In the light of the long-running affair between Prince Charles and Mrs. Camilla Parker-Bowles, is this a pun on "Parker" pens and "Bowls"? The ghost-face on the banknote is now surrounded by screw-heads - and "Charles' Dick ins"!! (is there any limit to the vulgar puns of the Bank of England?)
An Alternative and/or Additional reading of the Ten Pound Note: The village of Pickwick (part of Corsham) in Wiltshire is where Mr. And Mrs. Parker-Bowles live. Parked in the bowels of the earth, underneath the town of Corsham is a massive nuclear bunker, comprising an underground town complete with its own pub, with its own electric railway system and everything needed for the Windsors an their minions to stay underground for at least a year. This is connected to the high-speed rail-link between London and Bath for a fast Royal escape in the evnt of nuclear attack, or civil unrest in the capital. The entrance can be seen as you whizz past on the Intercity London-Bath line.
(The bunker is well-known to local residents who have worked for the military and you reporter has even managed a visit down there many years ago. The place has always been heavily guarded by the military- like a lot of Wiltshire - and they've been known to give photographers on the main road outside a hard time. It's a sign of the times that the ITV was allowed to reveal its existence to the nation that paid for it on a recent Philip Scholfield programme, by the investigative reporter Duncan Campbell).
Also, funnily enough there is a photo in the local Methuen Arms Hotel of Prince Charles' father playing skittles there. Charles Dickens is said to have stayed at the coaching stop - now the Hare and Hounds pub, in Pickwick, when he wrote the book The Pickwick Papers.
Brittania the Priestess now assumes hermaphrodite qualities, bearing one breast in the manner of a Masonic Initiate. She is now in front of the shield, holding spear in left hand, branch in right hand. Many arrows (like the ones worn on convict's uniforms) fly between the Queen and the Priestess.
THE TWENTY POUND NOTE Stephen Knight writes in The Brotherhood that Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, was initiated into Freemasonry, 5th December 1952. Earl Mountbatton was "fiercely opposed" to Freemasonry and advised him to have nothing to do with it. Philip regarded it as a silly joke but felt "duty bound" to join. He only passed the 1st Degree and wanted to forget the whole business as quickly as possible and refused all invitations to climb the Masonic ladder. Lord Mountbatton was Prince Charles' favourite uncle and has made a lasting impression on him, and it seems due to him that Charles went one better than his father and refused to join the Freemasons and has become the first monarch in centuries who has not become Titular head of Freemasonry in Britain. The Star of David, featuring the "Headbashed Saddie"
is repeated several times on the design, including one overprinted with a purple square, as if censored. A row of bar magnets runs along the bottom of the banknote, aligned North/South. Underneath the Queen's Image, the design is echoed with a Web-like latticework with the number "20" interspersed. "Animal Magnetism" is the old name for Mass Hypnosis. On the reverse Michael Farraday stands in the pose of the Tarot Magician, his audience at the Royal Institution includes the Solar Diety. A pyramid of electric light also illuminates the scene. The caption reads 
ROYAL INSTITUTION CHRISTMAS LECTURE INITIATED IN 1826 THE MAGNETO-ELECTRIC SPARK APPARATUS Michael Farraday 1791-1867
June 1st 1982 was not only the summer solstice but there was also a new moon and a solar eclipse., In London, in St Mary's Hospital Paddington, Princess Diana gave birth to Prince William. He was not named William until several days later though. As Prince Charles was visiting his wife and new born son in the hospital a member of the public (one of his subjects) shouted out to ask him the boy's name. Prince Charles is quoted as replying, "You'll have to ask my wife, we're having a bit of an argument over that."
THE SOLSTICE KING, 666 In recent years since the separation of Charles and Diana we have been told that Charles was a dominant and bullying husband. If this is true Charles and Di would hardly have "a bit of an argument" about such an important decision as their first born's name. It is said that Charles wanted to call the second in line to the throne ARTHUR. Thuis would make him King Arthur The Solar King. However, in the article NO MORE SACRIFICE the London Psychogeographical Association Newsletter No.10 reminds us that "There are some Christian fundamentalists who have pointed out that should Prince William become King, he would be William V. by treting the W as two V's and the I's and l's as the roman numeral for one, they have constructed an anagram fromn this name: I am VI VI VI..Prince William will be 18 on the summer solstice in the year 2000."
The Eyeless Smiley ©
SMILEY CULTURE or All-Consuming Propertarian Mouth,
is a symbol used to mark "the rights of Intellectual Property or Copyright".
The Open-Eyed Smiley
was the symbol of at least two important disestablishmental working-class movements;
The People's Free Festival Movement of the 1970s and
the Acid House Parties of Ravers of the 1980s.The "Headless Smiley" :-)
is used in Electronic Mail to "append human concepts to messages", when viewed sideways on,
e.g. happiness/irony :-)
sadness :-(
and astonishment :-o
Note:
Eyeless Smiley and Headless Smiley are designed so the head is tilted sideways to read them, thus the reader is placed in a supplicant position in relation to the carrier of the symbol. The Open-Eyed Smiley is designed to be read head on and face to face, an open egalitarian greeting.
First published in Network News Beastly Solar Conspiracy Issue, 1995
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